Home » Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. MAKE YOUR COLLECTION Mark Twain Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. FunnyFactsYouMark Twain Related quotes 1 Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. Victor Hugo Funny, Done, More Add to Collection 2 Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. William Arthur Ward Funny, Forgiveness, Heart Add to Collection 3 People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov Funny, Great, People Add to Collection 4 The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' Isaac Asimov Funny, Science, New Add to Collection 5 If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. Will Rogers Funny, Life, My Life Add to Collection 6 I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. Will Rogers Funny, Day, Places Add to Collection 7 Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. Will Rogers Funny, Humor, Long Add to Collection 8 Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will Rogers Funny, Thankful, Be Thankful Add to Collection 9 I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. Will Rogers Funny, Self Confidence, Political Add to Collection 10 I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. Warren Buffett Funny, Look Add to Collection 11 I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends. Walt Whitman Funny, Friends, Believe Add to Collection 12 I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. Walt Disney Funny, Love, Woman Add to Collection
